Don’t just start with “Assalamualaikum or Hi and blackhole-blank……
I won’t reply.
Shoot straight man! Don’t waste time.
I am shortform-intolerance. Write clearly.
I understand Bahasa Melayu & English only.
I get paid (hourly) to give professional advice.
I am not available most of the time.
I am lovingly unavailable.
Contact only if you have…
- ideas of simplifying lives but need my futuristic opinions.
- desire-ful positive intention and dream but you have private, dark, hidden, internal, kept-inside problem activity, mutant thing to talk with me. I charge expensively price-relief. I will share my knowledge and opinions.
Door opens ajar. Please come in. According to terms and conditions.
Homeopath cum Executive Nutritionist
Web dev hobbyist